{"id":5399,"date":"2010-07-08T02:54:17","date_gmt":"2010-07-08T10:54:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5399"},"modified":"2010-07-08T02:54:17","modified_gmt":"2010-07-08T10:54:17","slug":"do-you-want-to-be-a-pony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/do-you-want-to-be-a-pony\/","title":{"rendered":"Do You Want to be a Pony?"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a><\/p>\n Neither do I! \u00a0 But a whole lot of people are working hard at this very moment to perfect their gait and spruce up their saddles in preparation for some exciting “ponyplay<\/a>.”<\/p>\n Why am I the last one to find out about stuff like this?? My husband showed me an article in the LA Weekly<\/strong> about a 50 year old woman who dresses up like a pony and makes a good living at it. She goes to crazy pony events where ponies and masters hope to hook up, and others where the ponies compete for awards.<\/p>\n Listen, I understand role-playing. Naughty schoolgirl, fine. Cantering around with a bit in my mouth and a tail in my butt, I’m just not feeling it.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Here are some hooves you can buy….”Nice look, clip-clop sound when used on the floor.”<\/p>\n What the fuck is wrong with people, you know? Life is so difficult and complicated and so easy to screw up, why try to live it as a fake pony?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Neither do I! \u00a0 But a whole lot of people are working hard at this very moment to perfect their gait and spruce up their saddles in preparation for some exciting “ponyplay.” Why am I the last one to find out … Continue reading