{"id":540,"date":"2007-10-14T19:25:10","date_gmt":"2007-10-15T03:25:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/10\/14\/those-krazy-kardashians\/"},"modified":"2015-03-08T01:21:59","modified_gmt":"2015-03-08T09:21:59","slug":"those-krazy-kardashians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/those-krazy-kardashians\/","title":{"rendered":"Those Krazy Kardashians"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don\u2019t think I have it in me to watch Kim Kardashian\u2019s new \u2018 Reality Series\u2019<\/a> tonight, but I looked at a clip and here\u2019s what it\u2019s about. Kim and her Giantess sister argue about a dress. Kim\u2019s boobs are threatening to explode at any moment. She installs a stripper pole in the house as a present for her mom and stepdad. Her stepfather is Bruce Jenner, who used to be on Wheaties boxes back in the day. Now, he\u2019s a botoxed old queen still trying to look like a college kid. One of Kim\u2019s little sister\u2019s (Kylie? Kendall?) does a sexy routine on the pole which is genuinely tragic. Bruce walks in and pretends to be angry.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a show about money, fame, Eurotrash, silicone, and nose jobs. Kim\u2019s mom Kris has hacked off her entire nose, but I guess that\u2019s how you land Bruce Jenner, whose wife once dated Elvis, I think.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, I\u2019ve discovered that Kim has another Giantess in her life, a \u2018 model<\/a>\u2019 named Brittny Gastineau. That\u2019s her in the photo. I\u2019m impressed by her name as well as her frightening height and plastic-to-human ratio.<\/p>\n

Let me know if you watch the Kardashians, please!<\/p>\n

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