{"id":5463,"date":"2010-07-17T01:01:45","date_gmt":"2010-07-17T09:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5463"},"modified":"2010-07-17T01:01:45","modified_gmt":"2010-07-17T09:01:45","slug":"true-blood-and-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/true-blood-and-me\/","title":{"rendered":"True Blood and Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sooky-and-bill.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5464\" title=\"sooky and bill\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sooky-and-bill-185x300.jpg?resize=185%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"185\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sooky-and-bill.jpg?resize=185%2C300&amp;ssl=1 185w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sooky-and-bill.jpg?w=452&amp;ssl=1 452w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 185px) 100vw, 185px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/trueblood.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5466\" title=\"trueblood\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/trueblood-300x190.jpg?resize=300%2C190\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/trueblood.jpg?resize=300%2C190&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/trueblood.jpg?w=546&amp;ssl=1 546w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tonight, my sisters and I had dinner at a neighborhood Indian restaurant when suddenly, a gorgeous couple walked toward the door. My eyes bugged and out and I squealed excitedly, &#8220;Oh look, it&#8217;s Sookie and Bill!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Anna Paquin<\/strong> and <strong>Stephen Moyer<\/strong> must be accustomed to stares and squeals. They never turned their heads. But that was okay, because I got to see how fucking stunning they are in real life. She wore shorts and high heels, and he wore a suit and an open collared shirt. They were holding hands and looked madly in love. I hope they&#8217;re both bisexual and not just Anna. I hope they&#8217;re home thinking about the gaping woman at the Indian restaurant and wondering how to get in touch with me for hot sex!<\/p>\n<p>I must say that my thrill was somewhat dampened by having to explain to my sisters that Sookie and Bill are the stars of <strong>True Blood<\/strong>. Clearly, they won&#8217;t be invited to the hot sex.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, my sisters and I had dinner at a neighborhood Indian restaurant when suddenly, a gorgeous couple walked toward the door. My eyes bugged and out and I squealed excitedly, &#8220;Oh look, it&#8217;s Sookie and Bill!&#8221; Anna Paquin and Stephen &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/true-blood-and-me\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,4],"tags":[693,672],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1q7","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5463"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5463"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5463\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}