{"id":5482,"date":"2010-07-21T23:04:36","date_gmt":"2010-07-22T07:04:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5482"},"modified":"2010-07-21T23:04:36","modified_gmt":"2010-07-22T07:04:36","slug":"comments-for-jane-7-21-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comments-for-jane-7-21-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"Comments For Jane 7-21-2010"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t know why it’s taken so long, but I think we can all agree that we saw this coming. Maybe they fell in love at the cat cafe, or maybe it was already a done deal. I hope that being in love doesn’t interfere with the curating.<\/p>\n

Sea has been trying to source a pair of hideous Margiela<\/strong> shoes and I am crossing my fingers that she’ll acquire them from Louisa Via Roma<\/strong> or whatever that place is called.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, Mom<\/strong> has been cooking up a storm, correctly deducing that Sea is now out of control and that she must forge a new Jane-less identity for herself. \u00a0 Without Mom, though, Sea’s style has degenerated to tacky ill-fittting thriftshop dresses and sloppy unflattering hairdo’s.<\/p>\n

Sea won’t publish your worthless opinions, but you can leave them here instead. I will go first:<\/p>\n

Dear Sea, I am thrilled that you and Ronny<\/strong> are a couple, but whoa<\/em>, he is packing such a gigantic package, are you sure you’re up to this?? Mom must’ve had a stroke when she saw this photo. I am impressed by your courage in following your heart even if it means dating your ex-boyfriend’s pal and risking a female injury. Don’t forget to shop, okay? Love, SW<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"