{"id":5508,"date":"2010-07-25T20:58:20","date_gmt":"2010-07-26T04:58:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5508"},"modified":"2010-07-25T20:58:20","modified_gmt":"2010-07-26T04:58:20","slug":"youre-gonna-be-so-stoked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/youre-gonna-be-so-stoked\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re Gonna be So Stoked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dead-coyotes-and-the-old-man.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5509\" title=\"dead coyotes and the old man\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dead-coyotes-and-the-old-man-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dead-coyotes-and-the-old-man.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dead-coyotes-and-the-old-man.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Remember how rad you felt when you found out that Gnarlitude&#8217;s Old Man was learning to be a<strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2010\/06\/21\/best-blog-comment-in-the-history-of-the-world\/\" target=\"_blank\">taxidermist<\/a><\/strong>? Well, how stoked are you to see this picture of him working on these dead coyotes! No wonder she&#8217;s so proud. This is both totally rad and totally sick.<\/p>\n<p>In other rad Gnarlitude news, she was completely stoked when her Old Man got her this green monkey fur coat from her very good pals at <strong>Ksubi<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/rad-green-monkey-fur.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5510\" title=\"rad green monkey fur\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/rad-green-monkey-fur.jpg?resize=480%2C640\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/rad-green-monkey-fur.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/rad-green-monkey-fur.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>How sick is this?!?<\/p>\n<p>If only coyotes were green&#8230;.that would be so fucking rad!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember how rad you felt when you found out that Gnarlitude&#8217;s Old Man was learning to be a taxidermist? Well, how stoked are you to see this picture of him working on these dead coyotes! No wonder she&#8217;s so proud. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/youre-gonna-be-so-stoked\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[433,274,24],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1qQ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5508"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5508"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5508\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}