{"id":5542,"date":"2010-08-01T21:43:21","date_gmt":"2010-08-02T05:43:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5542"},"modified":"2010-08-01T21:43:21","modified_gmt":"2010-08-02T05:43:21","slug":"kourtney-and-like-kim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/kourtney-and-like-kim\/","title":{"rendered":"Kourtney and like, Kim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/kourtney-and-Kim.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5543\" title=\"kourtney and Kim\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/kourtney-and-Kim-199x300.jpg?resize=199%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/kourtney-and-Kim.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/kourtney-and-Kim.jpg?w=481&amp;ssl=1 481w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m like watching the <strong>Kardashian<\/strong> girls on TV and it&#8217;s like so full of drama! <strong>Kourtney<\/strong> is like so mad at that douche who knocked her up and like <strong>Kim<\/strong> wants her to like face reality? And like Kourt&#8217;s baby is more important to her than like anything?<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t seen this show in ages but I must admit it has a soothing effect on my brain. The two of them look more piggish than I remember and Kim&#8217;s lips seem ready to burst.<\/p>\n<p>I like love reality TV and here&#8217;s why:&nbsp;\u00a0 It&#8217;s like so sickening, but in the end, it&#8217;s like not your problem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m like watching the Kardashian girls on TV and it&#8217;s like so full of drama! Kourtney is like so mad at that douche who knocked her up and like Kim wants her to like face reality? And like Kourt&#8217;s baby &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/kourtney-and-like-kim\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[849,860,861],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1ro","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5542"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}