{"id":5553,"date":"2010-08-04T20:27:32","date_gmt":"2010-08-05T04:27:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5553"},"modified":"2010-08-04T20:27:32","modified_gmt":"2010-08-05T04:27:32","slug":"i-won-so-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-won-so-there\/","title":{"rendered":"I Won, So There!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/fashionintel_watchgiveaway.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5554\" title=\"fashionintel_watchgiveaway\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/fashionintel_watchgiveaway-300x200.jpg?resize=300%2C200\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/fashionintel_watchgiveaway.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/fashionintel_watchgiveaway.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After all my labor at Refinery 29, I won a contest at <a href=\"http:\/\/fashionintel.com\/2010\/07\/06\/automatic-watch-giveaway\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Fashion Intel<\/strong><\/a>! Yay! I haven&#8217;t had a watch since I lost mine in January, so this is the perfect prize.<\/p>\n<p>Some bitch castigated me for entering the Refinery 29 contests, like it was proof positive of my lonely boring wretched life as a guilt-ridden old crone with no purpose in life.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck you, bitch! My purpose was winning a watch and now I&#8217;ve done it.<\/p>\n<p>Why I didn&#8217;t win the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.refinery29.com\/vpl-fall-2010-collection.php\" target=\"_blank\">latest<\/a> Refinery 29 contest where you had to describe your &#8220;steamiest seduction story&#8221; is a total mystery, though.&nbsp;\u00a0 My story was by far the least nauseating. Oh well.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, it has been exhausting to read the hate mail that&#8217;s been pouring in this week. If you&#8217;re a raving moron who can&#8217;t spell &#8220;you&#8217;re&#8221; but you like the word &#8220;vitriol,&#8221; I know I&#8217;ll be hearing from you.&nbsp;\u00a0 But try to remember: You can&#8217;t hurt me and you can&#8217;t shut me up.<\/p>\n<p>Love, xo SW<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After all my labor at Refinery 29, I won a contest at Fashion Intel! Yay! I haven&#8217;t had a watch since I lost mine in January, so this is the perfect prize. Some bitch castigated me for entering the Refinery &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-won-so-there\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[724,9,6],"tags":[433,1108,295],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1rz","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5553"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5553"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5553\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}