{"id":5557,"date":"2010-08-06T13:22:17","date_gmt":"2010-08-06T21:22:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5557"},"modified":"2010-08-06T13:53:46","modified_gmt":"2010-08-06T21:53:46","slug":"lets-try-something-new","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/lets-try-something-new\/","title":{"rendered":"Let’s Try Something New"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ahem. Let the meeting come to order!<\/p>\n

First of all, in response to all the nice people who are concerned about my age, my shriveled anus, and so on, I would like to make it clear that I will be fifty seven this month and I fucking rule. See me arm wrestling above, at a family gathering a couple of weeks ago.<\/p>\n

Face it! I just rule. It’s not my fault that I didn’t over-pluck my eyebrows, I didn’t like staying out in the sun, I didn’t fuck up my hair and I was just lucky that way. This rampant ageism among the nice people who have recently come aboard is very sad. They are terrified of aging but that’s not my fault either. In any case, that particular weapon is useless here. Thanks anyway!<\/p>\n

Second: An excitable woman in Texas has taken it upon herself to rally her Good Ol Gals on facebook to come here and cause mischief. The woman is a pal of Sea and Mom. \u00a0 Here is her best comment thus far:<\/p>\n

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Now we know more than we wanted to know about Sea’s appraisal of me. She is welcome to perseverate on female genitalia, as she does on her “other” blog. Just not mine.<\/p>\n

As it turns out, poor Mom is also preoccupied with me as evidenced by a histrionic screed that she left as a comment, using a proxy server. \u00a0 Her comment was particular shocking, coming from a mother, but obviously our ideas of morality are very different. At least she got Sea to delete this “thought:”<\/p>\n

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Grief, shoes, it’s all the same to some people. Scary but true.<\/p>\n

~<\/p>\n

Now, here is my thinking. I have been committed to a blog that is free of censorship. But this orchestrated attempt to waste my time is annoying my real readers. So, how about one of these strategies:<\/p>\n

1. When some lunatic leaves a comment that slanders me ( in the true sense of slander) we shall respond to them with the word “WHORE!” \u00a0 For example, \u00a0 “Dumbbell” writes “LOL sister wolf, your an old old old anus with no sole<\/strong>” the response from faithful readers shall be “WHORE!”<\/p>\n

or<\/p>\n

2. I will just allow the first two lines of every slanderous comment and delete the rest. That way, “Judy under a fake name” can write: “sister wolf you make me sick, bile vitriol, venom, old old old empty lonely bad mother crazy as a loon and even reading my freaking ebay curations and you make me so sick and you hate on and your just so old and \u00a0 why don’t you get a life you horrible old thing and bab bad mother who doesnt know how to grieve like we do in Texas you old old older-than-me narcissist narcissist bla bla bla bla<\/strong>” but it will be shortened to “sister wolf you make me sick, bile vitriol, venom, old old old empty”
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Well, these are my ideas for now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"