{"id":5575,"date":"2010-08-06T23:04:57","date_gmt":"2010-08-07T07:04:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5575"},"modified":"2010-08-06T23:04:57","modified_gmt":"2010-08-07T07:04:57","slug":"lipstick-envy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/lipstick-envy\/","title":{"rendered":"Lipstick Envy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/tragic-fashion-boy-rocks-the-red-lipstick.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5576\" title=\"tragic fashion boy rocks the red lipstick\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/tragic-fashion-boy-rocks-the-red-lipstick.jpg?resize=362%2C543\" alt=\"\" width=\"362\" height=\"543\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/tragic-fashion-boy-rocks-the-red-lipstick.jpg?w=362&amp;ssl=1 362w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/tragic-fashion-boy-rocks-the-red-lipstick.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 362px) 100vw, 362px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ooooooooooh!<\/p>\n<p>This lipstick is the business. That kid knows his red, doesn&#8217;t he??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ooooooooooh! This lipstick is the business. That kid knows his red, doesn&#8217;t he??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,4],"tags":[826,744],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1rV","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5575"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}