{"id":5589,"date":"2010-08-08T23:29:01","date_gmt":"2010-08-09T07:29:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5589"},"modified":"2010-08-08T23:29:01","modified_gmt":"2010-08-09T07:29:01","slug":"fake-faux-fur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/fake-faux-fur\/","title":{"rendered":"Fake Faux Fur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/alice-and-olivia-scary-fur-thing1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5591\" title=\"alice and olivia scary fur thing\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/alice-and-olivia-scary-fur-thing1.jpg?resize=278%2C546\" alt=\"\" width=\"278\" height=\"546\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/alice-and-olivia-scary-fur-thing1.jpg?w=278&amp;ssl=1 278w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/alice-and-olivia-scary-fur-thing1.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 278px) 100vw, 278px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/alice-and-olivia-scary-fur-thing-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5592\" title=\"alice and olivia scary fur thing 2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/alice-and-olivia-scary-fur-thing-2.jpg?resize=278%2C546\" alt=\"\" width=\"278\" height=\"546\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/alice-and-olivia-scary-fur-thing-2.jpg?w=278&amp;ssl=1 278w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/alice-and-olivia-scary-fur-thing-2.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 278px) 100vw, 278px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Complete this sentence:<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;I would wear this fur thing if<\/strong> ______________&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/chris-flutter-front-fur-vest\/vp\/v=1\/845524441876333.htm?folderID=2534374302029428&amp;fm=whatsnew-shopbysize\" target=\"_blank\">Shopbop<\/a> $396)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Complete this sentence: &#8220;I would wear this fur thing if ______________&#8221; (Shopbop $396)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[274,644,80],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1s9","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5589"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5589\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}