{"id":56,"date":"2006-04-09T17:10:25","date_gmt":"2006-04-10T01:10:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/archives\/2006\/04\/trip-to-the-vatican-by-riesa-reznor"},"modified":"2006-04-09T19:47:17","modified_gmt":"2006-04-10T03:47:17","slug":"trip-to-the-vatican-by-riesa-reznor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/trip-to-the-vatican-by-riesa-reznor\/","title":{"rendered":"Trip to the Vatican by Riesa Reznor*"},"content":{"rendered":"

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i have been to the vatican. I have to say, the tour was quite hard to enjoy. it was not a tour. it was a line down the street to get in, and athen once you get in there is a line to pay and then there is a line to get up stairs and then all the sudden you are packed like sardines with about 30K people and you can’t move unless they do and everyone smells like some different kind of ethnic underarm odor and they are all talking another language in your face in back of your face next to your face on your face and kids are crying and parents are yelling in who knows what language. and you move through each room of the vatican following all these people and the signs that keep reminding you the sistine chapel is in this building, somewhere.<\/p>\n

and then you are spewed into the sistine chapel wehre all of the sudden it is prohibited to talk. and you look up and its like, FUCK THIS IS AMAZING BUT THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE HERE FUCKING UP MY EXPERIENCE.<\/p>\n

i’m glad of course that i saw it and managed to take one blurry picture (and got caught and reprimanded) but it would take the promise of a private tour to get me back in there. my friend, who didn’t care to go in the first place, was mighty pissed off. we both hate people to begin with…that is like the worst place for someone who hates people to go. glad you asked?<\/p>\n

we also went to the colleseum, which was A FUCKING MAZING. words can’t describe that structure and pictures don’t do it either. we went to a bunch of museums and this great place where monks are buried and displayed and they take all teh dead monks bones and make artwork out of it. it was like nothing i have ever seen before. you can see it if you click the link<\/a>…<\/p>\n

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* uncorrected email from Riesa, who graciously allowed me to share it. Her pix, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"