{"id":5606,"date":"2010-08-11T21:07:56","date_gmt":"2010-08-12T05:07:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5606"},"modified":"2010-08-11T21:07:56","modified_gmt":"2010-08-12T05:07:56","slug":"what-the-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/what-the-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"What the Hell?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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What’s wrong with this picture?<\/p>\n

Nothing, until you find out it’s a one-piece “romper<\/a>.”<\/p>\n

Isn’t that just inexplicably horrible?!<\/p>\n

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I’m not sure why it’s so horrible, but the first thing that comes to mind for some reason is the problem of getting undressed with a lover. \u00a0 The shock, the confusion….IT’S ONE PIECE! Eooowwwww.<\/p>\n

And you can’t even pull up the saggy jeans with a belt. It just creeps me out.<\/p>\n

If you’re creeped out too, can you explain why?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What’s wrong with this picture? Nothing, until you find out it’s a one-piece “romper.” Isn’t that just inexplicably horrible?! I’m not sure why it’s so horrible, but the first thing that comes to mind for some reason is the problem … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[626,341],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1sq","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5606\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}