{"id":562,"date":"2007-10-26T14:53:28","date_gmt":"2007-10-26T22:53:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/10\/26\/are-you-worried-about-angry-monkeys\/"},"modified":"2007-10-26T14:53:28","modified_gmt":"2007-10-26T22:53:28","slug":"are-you-worried-about-angry-monkeys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/are-you-worried-about-angry-monkeys\/","title":{"rendered":"Are You Worried About Angry Monkeys?"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a><\/p>\n I’ve been worried ever since that birthday cake chimp attack<\/a>, so it’s good to have some advice on this subject. Slate<\/a> tells us how to behave around an angry monkey, but I think the first step is to avoid New Delhi<\/a>.<\/p>\n And of course, if an angry monkey approaches you, don’t make eye contact and don’t smile. Kind of like when you’re in an elevator or \u00a0at Neiman Marcus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’ve been worried ever since that birthday cake chimp attack, so it’s good to have some advice on this subject. Slate tells us how to behave around an angry monkey, but I think the first step is to avoid New … Continue reading