{"id":5630,"date":"2010-08-15T23:07:15","date_gmt":"2010-08-16T07:07:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5630"},"modified":"2010-08-15T23:07:15","modified_gmt":"2010-08-16T07:07:15","slug":"cockroach-shmockroach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/cockroach-shmockroach\/","title":{"rendered":"Cockroach Shmockroach"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/the-gator-necklace.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5632\" title=\"the gator necklace\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/the-gator-necklace.jpg?resize=263%2C342\" alt=\"\" width=\"263\" height=\"342\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/the-gator-necklace.jpg?w=263&amp;ssl=1 263w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/the-gator-necklace.jpg?resize=230%2C300&amp;ssl=1 230w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 263px) 100vw, 263px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m obsessed with jewelry made from things that shouldn&#8217;t be jewelry, like this amazing piece I found at that pawn shop where they keep the Gimp in the back room.&nbsp;\u00a0 The people there were SO cute and nice and really authentic like folk art! Isn&#8217;t it Gorgeous? Look at the detail!<\/p>\n<p>Plus they&#8217;re not meanies like those <a href=\"http:\/\/tetanusjewelry.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">psychos<\/a> at Tetanus Jewelry, who sent me so many nasty and abusive comments last week and won&#8217;t allow even ONE negative comment on their own blog. Not even the words &#8220;Hahaha!&#8221; God, people are disappointing sometimes, aren&#8217;t they?!<\/p>\n<p>In other exciting jewelry news, I took out my nose stud and put in a little ring or hoop or whatever it&#8217;s called. It looks a little stupid but change is supposed to be good, even though I&#8217;ve never believed this and still don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m obsessed with jewelry made from things that shouldn&#8217;t be jewelry, like this amazing piece I found at that pawn shop where they keep the Gimp in the back room.&nbsp;\u00a0 The people there were SO cute and nice and really &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/cockroach-shmockroach\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2],"tags":[15,866],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1sO","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5630"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5630"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5630\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}