{"id":5637,"date":"2010-08-17T12:35:14","date_gmt":"2010-08-17T20:35:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5637"},"modified":"2010-08-17T12:35:14","modified_gmt":"2010-08-17T20:35:14","slug":"im-too-smart-for-alex-wang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/im-too-smart-for-alex-wang\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Too Smart For Alex Wang"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/alex-wang-sock-boot.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5638\" title=\"alex wang sock boot\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/alex-wang-sock-boot.jpg?resize=254%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"254\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/alex-wang-sock-boot.jpg?w=254&amp;ssl=1 254w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/alex-wang-sock-boot.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 254px) 100vw, 254px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>He thought I&#8217;d make fun of this &#8220;sock boot&#8221; by combining a lace-up shoe with a folded-over top and a knee high boot. And he was so desperate to get a reaction from me that he even added a silver metal toe thing.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/alex-wang-sock-boot.jpg2_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5639\" title=\"alex wang sock boot.jpg2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/alex-wang-sock-boot.jpg2_.jpg?resize=254%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"254\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/alex-wang-sock-boot.jpg2_.jpg?w=254&amp;ssl=1 254w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/alex-wang-sock-boot.jpg2_.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 254px) 100vw, 254px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No dice, Alex. I&#8217;m not taking the bait. You&#8217;ll have to get someone else this time. &nbsp;\u00a0&nbsp;\u00a0 ($925 at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/mirte-lace-sock-boot-alexander\/vp\/v=1\/845524441877248.htm?folderID=2534374302029428&amp;fm=whatsnew-shopbysize\" target=\"_blank\">Shopbop<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He thought I&#8217;d make fun of this &#8220;sock boot&#8221; by combining a lace-up shoe with a folded-over top and a knee high boot. And he was so desperate to get a reaction from me that he even added a silver &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/im-too-smart-for-alex-wang\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[848,614,80],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1sV","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5637"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}