{"id":5724,"date":"2010-08-30T23:15:46","date_gmt":"2010-08-31T07:15:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5724"},"modified":"2010-08-30T23:15:46","modified_gmt":"2010-08-31T07:15:46","slug":"a-cat-show-with-hairdos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/a-cat-show-with-hairdos\/","title":{"rendered":"A Cat Show with Hairdos"},"content":{"rendered":"

My friend Romeo persuaded me to attend a cat show<\/a> on Sunday, and it far exceeded my expectations in every way. The cats were disgusting, and the cat fanciers were totally weird.<\/p>\n

If you’re anything like me, and I know you are, you like to explore subcultures. It’s fun being a cultural tourist as long as you don’t get too close to the natives.<\/p>\n

I don’t have a camera but I used my cellphone to capture the intriguing hairdos of the cat enthusiasts.<\/p>\n

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This girl sat next to me as the guy in the top photo assessed some gigantic oversized cats, including two that belonged to her and resembled young grizzly bears.<\/p>\n

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This shelf-configuration was better in person. Her friend is clearly jealous.<\/p>\n

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This hairdo was so intricate and the two-tone thing was really eye-catching. This is a true cat lady. I like to think that she bought some of the cat-themed jewelry that dangled from every other merchandise booth.<\/p>\n

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Ta da! I saved the best for last. What the fuck! I was blown away by this lady. She was like a show within a show. Look at that hair! I got as close as I could, but I couldn’t tell for sure what was going on in that hairnet. She might have actually had a cat in there, or even Daphne Guinness! \u00a0 Let’s look at her one more time:<\/p>\n

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