{"id":575,"date":"2007-11-04T14:44:55","date_gmt":"2007-11-04T22:44:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/11\/04\/more-amy-worship\/"},"modified":"2007-11-04T14:44:55","modified_gmt":"2007-11-04T22:44:55","slug":"more-amy-worship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/more-amy-worship\/","title":{"rendered":"More Amy Worship"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Even when she&#8217;s completely messed up, like here at the MTV Europe Music Awards, Amy is a goddess. I can&#8217;t take my eyes off her! I want to have sex with her, or take care of her, or just devote the rest of my life to her.<br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"366\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/XSYwHlZI8OY&#038;rel=1&#038;border=0\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Amy Amy Amy Amy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even when she&#8217;s completely messed up, like here at the MTV Europe Music Awards, Amy is a goddess. I can&#8217;t take my eyes off her! I want to have sex with her, or take care of her, or just devote &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/more-amy-worship\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,11],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-9h","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}