{"id":5817,"date":"2010-09-13T19:37:59","date_gmt":"2010-09-14T03:37:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5817"},"modified":"2010-09-13T22:01:47","modified_gmt":"2010-09-14T06:01:47","slug":"rocking-some-clueless-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/rocking-some-clueless-style\/","title":{"rendered":"Rocking Some Clueless Style"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I admit that my definition for Clueless Goth Style was pretty unintelligible. \u00a0 But Enna<\/strong>, above, has put together a great look: It’s kind of Blogger-Hooker crossed with Hipster Underage Granny. She knows that it’s mandatory to rock a fur thing and a Dope Dealer hat.<\/p>\n

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Here is Redhead Fashionista<\/strong> rocking a (subconscious?) tribute to Sea, with striking black lipstick and a bumble bee themed outfit, and bringing a saucy tough-girl vibe to the Goth Lolita thing. Isn’t she gorgeous and clueless?<\/p>\n

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HelOnWheels<\/strong> looks tragically Goth and clueless in this old school tartan bondage dress and stupid hippie ankh. \u00a0 The excessive rings and pretentious hat are perfection!<\/p>\n

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Lois-Elizabeth<\/strong> take Clueless over the edge into Mental. The Goth Hooker dress with white accents is begging for attention, and the pigeon-toed stance pulls it all together.<\/p>\n

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Angelica<\/strong> really nails it with the shredded leggings and headband. The lace-up boots are bang on trend, and the heavy showgirl make up is perfect for making a strong first impression.<\/p>\n

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Athif<\/strong> knows how to rock fur, doesn’t he? The thing around his neck looks like it was only recently running around someone’s garden, while the fluffy footwear says Chanel knock-off. \u00a0 Ripped leg-wear and scary jewelry show that Athif has done his fashion homework!<\/p>\n

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WOW, Marie<\/strong> is a genius. Here, she looks \u00a0 sexily disheveled as though apres lovemaking (or pony-play?) in a barn. Let’s take another look.<\/p>\n

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This outfit is dripping with style, beginning with that fabulous cape. The lace, the chains, the hat, the attitude, Marie is a vision of loveliness in her Military Madonna outfit. WordPress is too stupid to let me post the full size pictures of Marie, but I’ll be happy to send them to you in email if you ask nicely.<\/p>\n

I was thinking about attempting my own Clueless Goth look but I just can’t get dressed today due to extreme lethargy, depression, and antibiotics. \u00a0 Thank you, Marie, Enna, Angelica, Lois-Elizabeth, Athif, HelOnWheels<\/strong>, and Redhead Fashionista<\/strong> for your team spirit and for sharing your creativity! xoxoxo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I admit that my definition for Clueless Goth Style was pretty unintelligible. \u00a0 But Enna, above, has put together a great look: It’s kind of Blogger-Hooker crossed with Hipster Underage Granny. She knows that it’s mandatory to rock a fur thing … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,2],"tags":[877,274,56],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1vP","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5817"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5817"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5817\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}