{"id":583,"date":"2007-11-07T20:01:04","date_gmt":"2007-11-08T04:01:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/11\/07\/the-scourge-that-is-daily-candy\/"},"modified":"2007-11-07T20:01:04","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T04:01:04","slug":"the-scourge-that-is-daily-candy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-scourge-that-is-daily-candy\/","title":{"rendered":"The Scourge That Is Daily Candy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have finally managed to cancel my e-mail sibscription to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailycandy.com\/deals\/\" target=\"_blank\">Daily Candy<\/a>. I have wanted to do this for months, but something stopped me.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it was the futile hope that one of their incessant bulletins would be useful to me. I didn&#8217;t want the feminine hygiene products, the jeweled pepper spray holders, the Mojito recipes, the bachelorette furnishings, or the tips on how to spend my weekends.<\/p>\n<p>Most of all, I didn&#8217;t want any more of that awful, horrible, cutesy, pun-filled text. Here&#8217;s how they begin to describe a bra-fitting service: &#8220;<em>You and your tatas are having communication issues.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Most of it is much worse. Thank god I&#8217;ve found the courage to cancel that shit. If you too have been subjecting yourself to Daily Candy, I&#8217;m here to tell you that you can make it stop.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks in advance for all the praise of my integrity!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have finally managed to cancel my e-mail sibscription to Daily Candy. I have wanted to do this for months, but something stopped me. Maybe it was the futile hope that one of their incessant bulletins would be useful to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-scourge-that-is-daily-candy\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-9p","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}