{"id":5836,"date":"2010-09-15T21:22:29","date_gmt":"2010-09-16T05:22:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5836"},"modified":"2010-09-15T21:22:29","modified_gmt":"2010-09-16T05:22:29","slug":"uh-oh-the-shopping-cure-backfired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/uh-oh-the-shopping-cure-backfired\/","title":{"rendered":"Uh-Oh, the Shopping Cure Backfired!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Me-in-Blue-Fur.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5837\" title=\"Me in Blue Fur\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Me-in-Blue-Fur.jpg?resize=406%2C672\" alt=\"\" width=\"406\" height=\"672\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Me-in-Blue-Fur.jpg?w=406&amp;ssl=1 406w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Me-in-Blue-Fur.jpg?resize=181%2C300&amp;ssl=1 181w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 406px) 100vw, 406px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2010\/05\/20\/a-cure-for-shopping\/\" target=\"_blank\">ingenious method<\/a> of self-intervention worked so well last time!<\/p>\n<p>But shit, this blue fur pea-coat is perfect for me! I am rocking the shit out of it, right?!?<\/p>\n<p>Since it&#8217;s <strong>$3,105<\/strong> at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.openingceremony.us\/products.asp?menuid=2&amp;menuid2=5&amp;productid=23112\" target=\"_blank\">Opening Ceremony<\/a>, it&#8217;s not gonna happen. Waaaaah!<\/p>\n<p>Maybe the New Shopping will be Virtual Shopping, for most of us, anyway. You can feel the thrill without the remorse. All you need is a kid with mad photoshop skills.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My ingenious method of self-intervention worked so well last time! But shit, this blue fur pea-coat is perfect for me! I am rocking the shit out of it, right?!? Since it&#8217;s $3,105 at Opening Ceremony, it&#8217;s not gonna happen. Waaaaah! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/uh-oh-the-shopping-cure-backfired\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2],"tags":[274,771],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1w8","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5836"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5836"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5836\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}