{"id":590,"date":"2007-11-10T17:39:20","date_gmt":"2007-11-11T01:39:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/11\/10\/on-trend-with-shopbop\/"},"modified":"2007-11-10T18:38:19","modified_gmt":"2007-11-11T02:38:19","slug":"on-trend-with-shopbop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/on-trend-with-shopbop\/","title":{"rendered":"On Trend With Shopbop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"sad-redhead.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/sad-redhead.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image591\" height=\"96\" alt=\"sad-redhead.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/sad-redhead.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I am pleased to share Shopbop\u2019s \u2018<a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/shop\/product_browse.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302073392&#038;extid=20071110_WNW-main\" target=\"_blank\">Most popular Top Sellers<\/a>,\u2019 which they kindly revealed to me today. I\u2019m not sure if they think I\u2019ll hurry to buy one of these items, so as to join the In-Crowd, or to make sure I\u2019m \u2018<em>on trend\u2019<\/em> (a term that\u2019s like a knife in my heart.)<\/p>\n<p>Maybe they just want to help me confirm my distaste for these popular items. That must be it. Good job, Shopbop, you know me so well, it\u2019s uncanny.<\/p>\n<p>1. <strong>Dress by T-bags<\/strong>:&nbsp;\u00a0 Hate it.<br \/>\n2. <strong>Jeans by J Brand<\/strong>: Hate J Brand<br \/>\n3. <strong>Dress by Lewis Cho<\/strong>: Blah dress, sick of seeing his name<br \/>\n4. <strong>Boots by Loeffler Randall<\/strong>: Hate this overpriced brand<br \/>\n5. <strong>Juicy Couture Tracksuit<\/strong>: Ha Ha, as if!<br \/>\n6. <strong>Tory Burch flats<\/strong>: Like I want everyone to recognize her logo?<br \/>\n7. <strong>Bag by Marc Jacobs<\/strong>: Crappy bag, and I\u2019m against Marc Jacobs on principle<br \/>\n8. <strong>Mini by Karta<\/strong>: Horrible dress, it even looks horrible on the model, Sad Redhead Girl.<br \/>\n9. <strong>Ugg Boots<\/strong>: Please!<br \/>\n10. <strong>Cashmere Turtleneck<\/strong>: Ugh, hate turtlenecks<\/p>\n<p>There are more items, by Diane Von Furstenberg, Dolce Vita, James Perse, etc. No, no, no, and no.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m only sorry they forgot to add a coat with balloon sleeves and something by Philip Lim. Then my list of I Don\u2019t Want It would be complete.<\/p>\n<p>I still love Shopbop, though, and I look at their shit religiously, every single day. I\u2019m not sure why. Maybe it\u2019s to check up on Starving Girl and Sad Redhead Girl, who looks a little like Sissy Spacek and as I\u2019ve only just noticed, has a wonky eye. No wonder she\u2019s always sad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am pleased to share Shopbop\u2019s \u2018Most popular Top Sellers,\u2019 which they kindly revealed to me today. I\u2019m not sure if they think I\u2019ll hurry to buy one of these items, so as to join the In-Crowd, or to make &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/on-trend-with-shopbop\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-9w","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=590"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}