{"id":5910,"date":"2010-09-24T14:19:52","date_gmt":"2010-09-24T22:19:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5910"},"modified":"2010-09-24T14:19:52","modified_gmt":"2010-09-24T22:19:52","slug":"look-like-a-horsey-at-two-price-points","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/look-like-a-horsey-at-two-price-points\/","title":{"rendered":"Look Like a Horsey at Two Price Points"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If someone wearing these jeans came galloping toward me, I’d have a stroke. Don’t they remind you of a satyr from Greek mythology? Or are they just hideous? \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 (Cheap Monday<\/strong>, $87 at Shopbop<\/a>)<\/p>\n

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Less Dionysian but grotesque in its own right is this suede number that would probably look more acceptable with the butt cut out, at least for a gay rodeo. \u00a0 \u00a0 (Haute Hippie<\/strong>, $695, Shopbop<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Stupid and laughable, yes, but I know a trend when I see one. I’m going to call this look “Tragic Mountain Goat<\/strong>” unless someone’s got a better idea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If someone wearing these jeans came galloping toward me, I’d have a stroke. Don’t they remind you of a satyr from Greek mythology? Or are they just hideous? \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 (Cheap Monday, $87 at Shopbop) Less Dionysian but grotesque in its own … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[644,341,80],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1xk","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5910"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5910"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5910\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}