{"id":5927,"date":"2010-10-15T18:54:23","date_gmt":"2010-10-16T02:54:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5927"},"modified":"2010-10-15T18:54:23","modified_gmt":"2010-10-16T02:54:23","slug":"vagina-monologues-texas-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/vagina-monologues-texas-style\/","title":{"rendered":"Vagina Monologues Texas Style"},"content":{"rendered":"

Authors : gretchen bell aka dolly python , and Monique. \u00a0 2010<\/p>\n

A bare \u00a0 stage. Two friends at computers. A hint of spittle at the corner of each mouth. They speak the words in unison as they type.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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AND, \u00a0I mailed you a complimentary necklace and a can of Raid for your vagina!<\/strong><\/p>\n

It is a proven fact you have sand in your vagina you have confirmed it over and over and over again. \u00a0(hahahahaha)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Gretchen wants to know if you want Uncle Jerry to unclog your vagina with his pencil dick.<\/strong><\/p>\n

P.S. “Dolly” says that she imagine you in a “Wild At Heart” moment, reapplying your lipstick over and over with sweat, tears, and black hair dye running down your face. And a very blown out vagina clumped up with gorilla glue and cat litter.<\/strong><\/p>\n

You sure don’t have a problem with bitches being psychotically obsessed with you as long as their crawling up in your sandy vaginA now do you? \u00a0What an ass you are.<\/strong><\/p>\n

P.S. Gretchen is going to dress up as you for Halloween! She’s going as a sandy vagina. I’m going to be Uncle Jerry and I’m gonna help clean you up.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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the women continue to type as the curtain falls, and a lonely trumpet can be heard in the distance, playing “The Yellow Rose of Texas.”<\/em>
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