{"id":5943,"date":"2010-09-27T23:01:27","date_gmt":"2010-09-28T07:01:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5943"},"modified":"2010-09-27T23:01:27","modified_gmt":"2010-09-28T07:01:27","slug":"way-too-gnarly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/way-too-gnarly\/","title":{"rendered":"Way Too Gnarly"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“Really love the studded coat that closed the show, it just reminds me of ALL my friends growing up and their leathers. As much as it makes me laugh to see our teenage looks adopted into the fashion world everywhere, I\u2019ll never tire of seeing it because I\u2019ll forever think it looks hot as hell.<\/strong>”<\/p>\n

Who else but Gnarlitude could have written those words? I have yet to discover a person so full of their own punk street cred. Whoever you are, she is cooler. You’re probably just copying her. She wore that shit first. She cried harder when Dash Snow died than any of you lame asses.<\/p>\n

Normally I can find pleasure in displays of pretentiousness. Why does her persona torture me so much?! Is it the proprietary way she says she’s “so proud” of any designer, musician or artist, like she has something to do with it? Is it the non-stop mention of Ksubi and bikers?<\/p>\n

In this fawning interview<\/a>, Gnarlitude pays homage to her vintage monkey fur coat but inexplicably forgets to bring up her Old Man. The very best and most gnarly part of the interview is this closing exchange:<\/p>\n

BN: \u00a0 Describe your look in three words or less
\n<\/strong>JH: Miserable Mornings, NeverEnding Nights
\n~<\/p>\n

Feel free to weigh in on this and\/or complain about my surly nature. Unless you’re from Dallas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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