{"id":595,"date":"2007-11-12T22:21:42","date_gmt":"2007-11-13T06:21:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/11\/12\/dexter\/"},"modified":"2007-11-12T22:21:42","modified_gmt":"2007-11-13T06:21:42","slug":"dexter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/dexter\/","title":{"rendered":"Dexter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is anyone out there watching \u2018<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sho.com\/site\/dexter\/home.do\" target=\"_blank\">Dexter<\/a>\u2019 on Showtime? I am completely addicted to this series, after announcing at first that I didn\u2019t like it and didn\u2019t want anything to do with it.<\/p>\n<p>Boy, was I wrong. I <strong>love<\/strong> it, and I especially love the main character, as portrayed by Michael C. Hall. What a brilliant actor! He was a great repressed homo in Six Feet Under, and he\u2019s an amazing serial killer in Dexter.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s my problem. A new character has entered Dexter\u2019s life, and the actress who plays her is&nbsp;\u00a0verging on&nbsp;\u00a0intolerable. There is something wrong with her face, but so far, no one will agree with me. When I say something is wrong, I mean it\u2019s really weird and it just doesn\u2019t work, like the features are all out of whack. Maybe its her jutting jaw, or her suspiciously big lips, but whatever it is, it\u2019s a serious problem. Her face is so fucked up that I\u2019ve stopped complaining about Dexter\u2019s sister, who is a goddess in comparison.<\/p>\n<p>To add to the face problem, the actress speaks in an exaggerated English accent and manages to make the word \u201cDex-tah\u201d take about two minutes to enunciate.<\/p>\n<p>Can this character please die?&nbsp;\u00a0 I am hoping Dexter will kill her in the season finale, to ease my pain. Is anyone on my wavelength with this? Help a nigger out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is anyone out there watching \u2018Dexter\u2019 on Showtime? I am completely addicted to this series, after announcing at first that I didn\u2019t like it and didn\u2019t want anything to do with it. Boy, was I wrong. I love it, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/dexter\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s7t44M-dexter","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}