{"id":5969,"date":"2010-09-30T23:47:17","date_gmt":"2010-10-01T07:47:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5969"},"modified":"2010-09-30T23:47:17","modified_gmt":"2010-10-01T07:47:17","slug":"goony-tries-a-head-tilt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/goony-tries-a-head-tilt\/","title":{"rendered":"Goony Tries a Head Tilt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/goony-tilts-her-head.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5970\" title=\"goony tilts her head\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/goony-tilts-her-head.jpg?resize=347%2C683\" alt=\"\" width=\"347\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/goony-tilts-her-head.jpg?w=347&amp;ssl=1 347w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/goony-tilts-her-head.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Eh, I&#8217;m not feeling it.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t compromise your trademark stance, Goony Bird! If it ain&#8217;t broke, don&#8217;t fix it.<\/p>\n<p>(Or as Max liked to say, If it ain&#8217;t broke, break it.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eh, I&#8217;m not feeling it. Don&#8217;t compromise your trademark stance, Goony Bird! If it ain&#8217;t broke, don&#8217;t fix it. (Or as Max liked to say, If it ain&#8217;t broke, break it.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[727,80],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1yh","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5969"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5969"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5969\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}