{"id":602,"date":"2007-11-17T18:44:24","date_gmt":"2007-11-18T02:44:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/11\/17\/long-live-the-king-of-spain\/"},"modified":"2007-11-17T18:44:24","modified_gmt":"2007-11-18T02:44:24","slug":"long-live-the-king-of-spain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/long-live-the-king-of-spain\/","title":{"rendered":"Long Live the King (of Spain!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"shut-up-hugo.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/shut-up-hugo.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image603\" height=\"71\" alt=\"shut-up-hugo.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/shut-up-hugo.jpg?fit=640%2C71\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just like any decent American, I used to&nbsp;\u00a0admire Hugo Chavez for his vigorous Bush-bating. Now, I see he\u2019s just a big baby.<\/p>\n<p>When Chavez wouldn\u2019t stop interrupting Spain\u2019s Prime Minister, who was defending the honor of his predecessor,&nbsp;\u00a0 King Juan Carlos of Spain quite rightly leaned over and said to Chavez: \u201cPor que no te callas!\u201d (\u201cWhy don\u2019t you shut up?\u201d)<\/p>\n<p>Now, Venezuela\u2019s fiery leader is threatening to stop doing business with Spain. He says the King was being imperialist by telling him to shut up. He\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/newsimg.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/business\/7100175.stm\" target=\"_blank\">so mad<\/a> that today, he threatened the US that OPEC would punish it with oil prices if there were any aggression towards Iran. King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia managed to override this blustering threat, but he neglected to tell Chavez to shut up.<\/p>\n<p>I love that Juan Carlos! This shows why that dude is a King. Maybe he can tell Bush to shut up, too, or even better, to resign.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just like any decent American, I used to&nbsp;\u00a0admire Hugo Chavez for his vigorous Bush-bating. Now, I see he\u2019s just a big baby. When Chavez wouldn\u2019t stop interrupting Spain\u2019s Prime Minister, who was defending the honor of his predecessor,&nbsp;\u00a0 King Juan &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/long-live-the-king-of-spain\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8,6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-9I","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=602"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}