{"id":6069,"date":"2010-10-10T22:05:05","date_gmt":"2010-10-11T06:05:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=6069"},"modified":"2010-10-10T22:05:05","modified_gmt":"2010-10-11T06:05:05","slug":"a-shoegasm-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/a-shoegasm-not\/","title":{"rendered":"A Shoegasm, Not"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Jeffrey-Campbell-shoes-XXL.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6070\" title=\"Jeffrey-Campbell-shoes-XXL\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Jeffrey-Campbell-shoes-XXL.jpg?resize=412%2C360\" alt=\"\" width=\"412\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Jeffrey-Campbell-shoes-XXL.jpg?w=412&amp;ssl=1 412w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Jeffrey-Campbell-shoes-XXL.jpg?resize=300%2C262&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 412px) 100vw, 412px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I know, you thought it was two shoes but it isn&#8217;t. Here is the explanation at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.solestruck.com\/jeffrey-campbell-xxl-black\/index.html#\" target=\"_blank\">Solestruck<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<strong>Can you handle the insane amount of ferocity in this Jeffrey Campbell XXL?? There is so much going on, it&#8217;s hard to focus on anything except how KILLER this shoe is! Futuristic, animalistic, and over-the-top hot, this one is for all the wild cards out there! Featuring leather upper, suede cutouts, cheetah print, and a mirrored architectural mirrored wedge heel. Pick yourself off the floor and get this shoe before it&#8217;s gone for good! 4 3\/4&#8243; heel, 1 1\/2&#8243; platform. Leather upper and man made sole.<\/strong>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>God. Now what??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know, you thought it was two shoes but it isn&#8217;t. Here is the explanation at Solestruck: &#8220;Can you handle the insane amount of ferocity in this Jeffrey Campbell XXL?? There is so much going on, it&#8217;s hard to focus &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/a-shoegasm-not\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[644,118],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1zT","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6069"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6069"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6069\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}