{"id":6082,"date":"2010-10-12T21:03:55","date_gmt":"2010-10-13T05:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=6082"},"modified":"2010-10-12T21:08:43","modified_gmt":"2010-10-13T05:08:43","slug":"fashion-editor-styleapalooza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/fashion-editor-styleapalooza\/","title":{"rendered":"Fashion Editor Styleapalooza"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Ali<\/strong><\/a> knows that Fashion Editors like attention! Her umbrella is a good way to stab underlings and to teach Tavi how to really block the view at a runway show. See how she has artfully exposed her belly button, too.<\/p>\n

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A good Fashion Editor needs to glare. Perhaps her assistant has mispronounced “Margiela<\/strong>?”<\/p>\n

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Athif<\/strong> is rocking the shit out of this season’s pagan feather and fur accents. His bedroom slippers say: “I make the rules, you just follow them!”<\/p>\n

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Skye<\/strong><\/a> is a goddess and she knows it. Don’t make her mad.<\/p>\n

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Here, Skye rocks the Wonder Woman look that brings Anna dello Russo<\/strong> to her knees. Sunglasses and crazy head-wear are key<\/em> to Fashion Editor Style.<\/p>\n

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Kate<\/strong><\/a> is shit with a camera, because it’s not her job, damn you<\/em>! Her job is to strut around in her clunky heels, waving her fan and barking “Show me something else!” and “Who’s going to carry me up those stairs?”<\/p>\n

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Enna<\/strong> knows that Fashion Editors can look like hookers and still feel superior. Her mini-dress and heels say “Fuck me!” while her expression says “Fuck off!” She probably learned this from Carine Roitfeld<\/strong>, who is jealous of her radiant youth.<\/p>\n

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Behold TheShoeGirl<\/strong><\/a>. What’s not to love? As you know, she is sex on wheels. Her cigarette and BlackBerry show that she means business. Her fur and heels are forbidding, but the flash of tummy makes her almost human.<\/p>\n

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Note the oversize sunglasses and the bossy attitude. \u00a0 Classic Fashion Editor.<\/p>\n

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Finally, a special treat: Sister Wolf<\/strong> flaunts her Fashion Editor Style in front of her admiring dog. Leather shorts from Queen Michelle<\/strong><\/a>, Fluffy gilet from Queen Marie<\/strong><\/a>, vintage gold Gucci<\/strong> sunglasses (that you can buy if you’re interested.)<\/p>\n

Thank you, Fashion Editors! xoxo<\/p>\n

*Those of you who didn’t step up to this challenge, Grrrr. \u00a0 Next time, no excuses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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