{"id":610,"date":"2007-11-27T23:04:32","date_gmt":"2007-11-28T07:04:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/11\/27\/no-more-peterson-crimes\/"},"modified":"2007-11-27T23:04:32","modified_gmt":"2007-11-28T07:04:32","slug":"no-more-peterson-crimes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/no-more-peterson-crimes\/","title":{"rendered":"No More Peterson Crimes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the love of god, how are we supposed to keep track of these Peterson crimes?!<\/p>\n<p>First, there&#8217;s the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.suntimes.com\/news\/669960,boling112707.article\" target=\"_blank\">cop<\/a> who killed his &#8220;missing wife,&#8221; Drew Peterson. Natually, his wife has to be named Stacey, to remind us of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.courttv.com\/trials\/peterson\/\" target=\"_blank\">Laci<\/a>, may she rest in peace.<\/p>\n<p>Now, there&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/cbs2chicago.com\/topstories\/Dr.David.Cornbleet.2.339046.html\" target=\"_blank\">this nutcase<\/a> Hans Peterson, who killed his doctor and went to&nbsp;\u00a0St. Martin,&nbsp;\u00a0to claim French citizenship. This Peterson has confessed to the murder,&nbsp;\u00a0an act of revenge for becoming impotent after taking Accutane.&nbsp;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Without wishing to seem ungrateful for this bonanza of sordid crime, may I ask that anyone with the name Peterson kindly put off murdering anyone for the moment?<\/p>\n<p>Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the love of god, how are we supposed to keep track of these Peterson crimes?! First, there&#8217;s the cop who killed his &#8220;missing wife,&#8221; Drew Peterson. Natually, his wife has to be named Stacey, to remind us of Laci, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/no-more-peterson-crimes\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8,6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-9Q","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}