{"id":613,"date":"2007-11-29T20:27:16","date_gmt":"2007-11-30T04:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/11\/29\/the-crazy-cellphone-judge\/"},"modified":"2007-11-29T20:27:16","modified_gmt":"2007-11-30T04:27:16","slug":"the-crazy-cellphone-judge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-crazy-cellphone-judge\/","title":{"rendered":"The Crazy Cellphone Judge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"judge-restaino.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/judge-restaino.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image614\" height=\"85\" alt=\"judge-restaino.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/judge-restaino.jpg?fit=640%2C85\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve probably read about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fox23news.com\/content\/asseenondaybreak\/story.aspx?content_id=86e3144e-a248-46a9-93b1-d849be9ce9d5\" target=\"_blank\">crazy judge<\/a> in New York who sent 46 people to jail when no one would confess to being the owner of an annoying cellphone.<\/p>\n<p>When I read that Judge Robert Restaino was fired after an investigation by the state Commission on Judicail Conduct, I was intrigued by their finding that Restaino <em><strong>&#8220;engaged in what can only be described as two hours of inexplicable madness.&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Now that I&#8217;ve found the Commission&#8217;s report, I can only add that this guy is a complete fucking maniac. Read it <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scjc.state.ny.us\/Determinations\/R\/restaino.htm\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Naturally, he is appealing his removal from the bench.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve probably read about the crazy judge in New York who sent 46 people to jail when no one would confess to being the owner of an annoying cellphone. When I read that Judge Robert Restaino was fired after an &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-crazy-cellphone-judge\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8,6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-9T","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=613"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}