{"id":6138,"date":"2010-10-19T21:44:09","date_gmt":"2010-10-20T05:44:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=6138"},"modified":"2010-10-19T21:44:09","modified_gmt":"2010-10-20T05:44:09","slug":"keepin-it-gnarly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/keepin-it-gnarly\/","title":{"rendered":"Keepin&#8217; it Gnarly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/sid-and-nancy.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6139\" title=\"sid and nancy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/sid-and-nancy.jpeg?resize=268%2C188\" alt=\"\" width=\"268\" height=\"188\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Today I realized that I need <strong>Gnarlitude<\/strong> to live.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing worked to shake off my lethargy and depression until I clicked on her blog.<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Uh, seriously, with my black motorcycle boots this would just be beyond fucking hot. Lanvin S\/S&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;JLP is such a great photographer and really nails these motoshoots. An older friend of mine has been wearing the Harley hat below since he was a teen and that shit is vintage now, it made me smile to spot it in this shoot.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>YES! OF COURSE your friend has been wearing that &#8220;Harley hat&#8221; long before anyone else! Duh! I love you, never stop!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what works for you, but when I&#8217;m depressed, my escape route is usually indignant rage or in this case, perverse humor. Hipsters parading their hipness isn&#8217;t always funny, but Gnarlitude raises the bar to beyond parody.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s create the ultimate Hipster and get it over with. I&#8217;ll begin, and when I run out of ingredients, you can throw in the rest:<\/p>\n<p>Bukowski, Iggy, The Misfits, vintage motorcycles, opiates, Max&#8217;s Kansas City, CBGB&#8217;s, Velvet Underground, leather, denim, taxidermy, skulls, spikes, swastikas, Patti Smith, Chuck Palahniak, old band t-shirts, skateboards, cigarettes, dope paraphernalia, bad poetry, Nick Cave, Converse, cowboy boots, stupid hats, Godard, Hells Angels, serial killers, Death Metal, tattoos, vintage guitars&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I realized that I need Gnarlitude to live. Nothing worked to shake off my lethargy and depression until I clicked on her blog. &#8220;Uh, seriously, with my black motorcycle boots this would just be beyond fucking hot. Lanvin S\/S&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/keepin-it-gnarly\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,7],"tags":[433,475,56],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1B0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6138"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}