{"id":6181,"date":"2010-10-28T01:29:08","date_gmt":"2010-10-28T09:29:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=6181"},"modified":"2010-10-28T01:29:08","modified_gmt":"2010-10-28T09:29:08","slug":"messing-with-goony-bird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/messing-with-goony-bird\/","title":{"rendered":"Messing With Goony Bird"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Goony-w-polio.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6182\" title=\"Goony w polio\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Goony-w-polio.jpg?resize=347%2C683\" alt=\"\" width=\"347\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Goony-w-polio.jpg?w=347&amp;ssl=1 347w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Goony-w-polio.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>First they give her polio by photoshopping that leg. Then, if that&#8217;s not enough, they give her extensions!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Goony-gets-extensions.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6183\" title=\"Goony gets extensions\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Goony-gets-extensions.jpg?resize=347%2C683\" alt=\"\" width=\"347\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Goony-gets-extensions.jpg?w=347&amp;ssl=1 347w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Goony-gets-extensions.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I say, Let Goony be Goony! Don&#8217;t fuck with her.<\/p>\n<p>I may have to write a heartfelt letter to <strong>Shopbop<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, meet two lessor Shopbop models:&nbsp;\u00a0 <strong>Kristen Stewart Gir<\/strong>l and <strong>Jeniffer Aniston Girl<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/kirsten-stewart-girl.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6184\" title=\"kirsten stewart girl\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/kirsten-stewart-girl-152x300.jpg?resize=152%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"152\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/kirsten-stewart-girl.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/kirsten-stewart-girl.jpg?w=254&amp;ssl=1 254w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 152px) 100vw, 152px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/jen-aniston-girl.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6185\" title=\"jen aniston girl\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/jen-aniston-girl-152x300.jpg?resize=152%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"152\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/jen-aniston-girl.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/jen-aniston-girl.jpg?w=254&amp;ssl=1 254w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 152px) 100vw, 152px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First they give her polio by photoshopping that leg. Then, if that&#8217;s not enough, they give her extensions! I say, Let Goony be Goony! Don&#8217;t fuck with her. I may have to write a heartfelt letter to Shopbop. Meanwhile, meet &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/messing-with-goony-bird\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,321],"tags":[727,81,906,80],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1BH","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6181"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}