{"id":621,"date":"2007-12-05T00:04:54","date_gmt":"2007-12-05T08:04:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/12\/05\/i-want-therefore-i-am\/"},"modified":"2007-12-05T00:05:40","modified_gmt":"2007-12-05T08:05:40","slug":"i-want-therefore-i-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-want-therefore-i-am\/","title":{"rendered":"I Want, Therefore I Am"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"vivienne-boots.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/vivienne-boots.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image619\" height=\"96\" alt=\"vivienne-boots.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/vivienne-boots.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"vivienne-boots2.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/vivienne-boots2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image620\" height=\"96\" alt=\"vivienne-boots2.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/vivienne-boots2.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Vivienne Westwood boots. So what if I can&#8217;t walk in heels. I could do some Japanese &#8216;Crush&#8217; videos, and they&#8217;d pay for themselves!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vivienne Westwood boots. So what if I can&#8217;t walk in heels. I could do some Japanese &#8216;Crush&#8217; videos, and they&#8217;d pay for themselves!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-a1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}