{"id":635,"date":"2007-12-06T16:10:45","date_gmt":"2007-12-07T00:10:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/12\/06\/more-fun-with-shopbop-girls\/"},"modified":"2007-12-06T16:10:45","modified_gmt":"2007-12-07T00:10:45","slug":"more-fun-with-shopbop-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/more-fun-with-shopbop-girls\/","title":{"rendered":"More Fun With Shopbop Girls"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was thrilled to learn that I am not alone in my fixation on the Shopbop Girls. They are under discussion at other blogs<\/a>, where people have a variety of opinions. Most of us want to make fun of Sad Redhead Girl, and quite rightly.<\/font><\/p>\n

Now, Shopbop<\/a> is celebrating diversity by giving us Ethnic Girl, who looks kind of Eskimo or I don’t know what. Take a look.<\/font> <\/font><\/p>\n

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There is also Miserable Black Girl, who is clearly thinking, “Why am I hear and look how they’ve fucked up my hair by ironing it!”<\/font> <\/font><\/p>\n

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For no reason I can think of, they are giving alot of play to Forehead Girl, who is very pale and blah, and is often required to expose her expanse of forehead.<\/font> <\/font><\/p>\n

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I can’t decide whether I like or hate the Posh-bobbed Attitude Girl, who always tries to glare or at least look vaguely defiant. Check her out.<\/font><\/p>\n

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I wonder if anyone ever buys anything from Shopbop? I think it’s all about the Girls, and their tragic babydoll mini-dresses.<\/font> \u00a0<\/font> <\/font> \u00a0<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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