{"id":639,"date":"2007-12-10T14:26:33","date_gmt":"2007-12-10T22:26:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/12\/10\/rumor-willis-metaphor-or-minger\/"},"modified":"2007-12-10T20:51:06","modified_gmt":"2007-12-11T04:51:06","slug":"rumor-willis-metaphor-or-minger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/rumor-willis-metaphor-or-minger\/","title":{"rendered":"Rumer Willis: Metaphor or Minger?"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a><\/a><\/p>\n I can’t get enough of Rumor Willis. Is it just me? I like to look at her, but I can’t look for too long. I have to turn away, either because I’m a compassionate person or because I’m afraid of turning into a pillar of salt.<\/p>\n What is Rumor thinking as she poses on all these red carpets? She seeks attention, but why?<\/p>\n I like the lowcut dress. It’s a nice attempt to distract the eye.<\/p>\n Should we feel sorry for her or admire her for saying, “This is my face, world, deal with it!”<\/p>\n I believe that Rumor Willis is a metaphor or an allegory or a paradigm. She is a test of some kind, anyway, and I’m worried that I’ve failed it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I can’t get enough of Rumor Willis. Is it just me? I like to look at her, but I can’t look for too long. I have to turn away, either because I’m a compassionate person or because I’m afraid of … Continue reading