{"id":6488,"date":"2010-12-05T00:28:16","date_gmt":"2010-12-05T08:28:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=6488"},"modified":"2010-12-05T00:28:16","modified_gmt":"2010-12-05T08:28:16","slug":"lazy-celebrity-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/lazy-celebrity-post\/","title":{"rendered":"Lazy Celebrity Post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/madge-opens-a-gym.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6487\" title=\"Madonna\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/madge-opens-a-gym.jpg?resize=312%2C591\" alt=\"\" width=\"312\" height=\"591\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/madge-opens-a-gym.jpg?w=312&amp;ssl=1 312w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/madge-opens-a-gym.jpg?resize=158%2C300&amp;ssl=1 158w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 312px) 100vw, 312px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I love it when <strong>Madge<\/strong> looks like this. I get a rush of endorphins that&#8217;s better than shopping <em>or<\/em> chocolate! Keep up the good work, girl!<\/p>\n<p>I also love seeing before and after pix of celebrities. But not when they aim to erase their ethnicity.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/halle-berry-before-and-after.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6489\" title=\"05_Flatbed_WEB - AUGUST\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/halle-berry-before-and-after.jpg?resize=460%2C350\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/halle-berry-before-and-after.jpg?w=460&amp;ssl=1 460w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/halle-berry-before-and-after.jpg?resize=300%2C228&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I prefer Halle Berry in her high school photo. When she was black, and a girl.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/j-lo-before-and-after.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6491\" title=\"05_Flatbed_WEB - AUGUST\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/j-lo-before-and-after.jpg?resize=460%2C350\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/j-lo-before-and-after.jpg?w=460&amp;ssl=1 460w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/j-lo-before-and-after.jpg?resize=300%2C228&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What about <strong>J Lo<\/strong>? Doesn&#8217;t she look like <strong>Karla&#8217;s Closet<\/strong> in the before photo??!? In the after photo, she looks like she&#8217;s half-way to becoming Kate Moss.<\/p>\n<p>Never mind. I&#8217;m going back to snicker at Madonna until the high wears off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love it when Madge looks like this. I get a rush of endorphins that&#8217;s better than shopping or chocolate! Keep up the good work, girl! I also love seeing before and after pix of celebrities. But not when they &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/lazy-celebrity-post\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,9,554],"tags":[163,579],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1GE","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6488"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}