{"id":6505,"date":"2010-12-06T23:40:25","date_gmt":"2010-12-07T07:40:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=6505"},"modified":"2010-12-06T23:40:25","modified_gmt":"2010-12-07T07:40:25","slug":"sheer-awful-fuckery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/sheer-awful-fuckery\/","title":{"rendered":"Sheer Awful Fuckery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/grey-antics-strapless-jumper-large.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6507\" title=\"grey antics strapless jumper large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/grey-antics-strapless-jumper-large.jpg?resize=407%2C536\" alt=\"\" width=\"407\" height=\"536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/grey-antics-strapless-jumper-large.jpg?w=407&amp;ssl=1 407w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/grey-antics-strapless-jumper-large.jpg?resize=227%2C300&amp;ssl=1 227w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 407px) 100vw, 407px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>WHY?<\/p>\n<p>Forget about the crimes of concept and execution. (i.e., the fact that they even exist.)<\/p>\n<p>Why the fuck are these awful pants called &#8220;<strong>Strapless Jumper<\/strong>?&#8221; Aren&#8217;t they already baffling enough?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like they&#8217;re <em>trying<\/em> to kill me.<\/p>\n<p>$187 at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revolveclothing.com\/b\/Product.jsp?product=GANT-WP5&amp;c=Dec+05&amp;n=n\" target=\"_blank\">RevolveClothing<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WHY? Forget about the crimes of concept and execution. (i.e., the fact that they even exist.) Why the fuck are these awful pants called &#8220;Strapless Jumper?&#8221; Aren&#8217;t they already baffling enough? It&#8217;s like they&#8217;re trying to kill me. $187 at &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/sheer-awful-fuckery\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[808,644],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1GV","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6505"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}