{"id":6577,"date":"2010-12-12T19:44:39","date_gmt":"2010-12-13T03:44:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=6577"},"modified":"2010-12-13T01:50:33","modified_gmt":"2010-12-13T09:50:33","slug":"effortless-chic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/effortless-chic\/","title":{"rendered":"Effortless Chic!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/vanessa-jackman-douche-girl.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6580\" title=\"vanessa jackman douche-girl\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/vanessa-jackman-douche-girl.jpg?resize=405%2C608\" alt=\"\" width=\"405\" height=\"608\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/vanessa-jackman-douche-girl.jpg?w=405&amp;ssl=1 405w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/vanessa-jackman-douche-girl.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This photo, for me, is the ultimate in street-style douche-girls. Is there a name for female douches? I&#8217;m sure she&#8217;s a very nice person in real life.&nbsp;\u00a0 I&#8217;m just saying, the thing she projects to me is &#8220;Look! I&#8217;m a douche.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Obviously, I&#8217;m on a really negative roll. It was nice that others were able to share my existential nausea re those two <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2010\/12\/09\/two-it-girls-for-the-price-of-one\/\" target=\"_blank\">It Girls<\/a>. Are you feeling me on this, too?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/rad-bloggerjpg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6585\" title=\"rad bloggerjpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/rad-bloggerjpg.jpg?resize=433%2C480\" alt=\"\" width=\"433\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/rad-bloggerjpg.jpg?w=433&amp;ssl=1 433w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/rad-bloggerjpg.jpg?resize=270%2C300&amp;ssl=1 270w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 433px) 100vw, 433px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Looking to cause my self more pain, I kept at it and clicked on some person&#8217;s new &#8220;girl crush&#8221; and found the very special blogger pictured above.<\/p>\n<p>Ombre hair, stupid hat, rosary, too many bracelets, over the knee boots&#8230;what&#8217;s not to crush on?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This photo, for me, is the ultimate in street-style douche-girls. Is there a name for female douches? I&#8217;m sure she&#8217;s a very nice person in real life.&nbsp;\u00a0 I&#8217;m just saying, the thing she projects to me is &#8220;Look! I&#8217;m a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/effortless-chic\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,7],"tags":[488,166,477],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1I5","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6577"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6577"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6577\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}