{"id":662,"date":"2007-12-19T19:56:16","date_gmt":"2007-12-20T03:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/12\/19\/last-minute-gifts\/"},"modified":"2007-12-19T19:57:12","modified_gmt":"2007-12-20T03:57:12","slug":"last-minute-gifts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/last-minute-gifts\/","title":{"rendered":"Last Minute Gifts"},"content":{"rendered":"

I\u2019m still looking for that Special Something to give myself for Christmas! \u00a0 I have sacrificed my valuable time to locate these gift ideas and share them with you. Some are really good and some are really awful, but they all make me happy to look at or think about.<\/p>\n

Here is a nice penis bone necklace that you can order here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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This series of souvenirs called Buildings of Disaster<\/a> includes this awesome rendering of the OJ Simpson car-chase, a must for anyone who lives in Los Angeles.<\/p>\n

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These golden capsules<\/a> promise to turn your \u2018feces\u2019 gold. Finally!<\/p>\n

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Here are some diamond studded sunglasses<\/a> that are a steal at only $8,000. The same company makes a style that sells for $55,000 but that\u2019s kind of vulgar, I think.<\/p>\n

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If only I could figure out kroners, I might be able to get this cool gold lame skirt by Stine Goya, from this great Danish website<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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May all your shopping be joyous and extravagant!<\/p>\n

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