{"id":6630,"date":"2010-12-21T02:04:09","date_gmt":"2010-12-21T10:04:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=6630"},"modified":"2012-08-16T00:05:09","modified_gmt":"2012-08-16T08:05:09","slug":"douglas-buck-what-a-fucking-cunt%e2%84%a2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/douglas-buck-what-a-fucking-cunt%e2%84%a2\/","title":{"rendered":"Douglas Buck: What a Fucking Cunt\u2122!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The night before last I stupidly watched a movie called Sisters<\/strong><\/a>, directed by some cunt named Douglas Buck<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

I admit that I missed the beginning and since it was around 2 in the morning, I was somewhat medicated, ahem. But oh my god, what a piece of shit! Surely it rates as one of the worst movies of the decade and I don’t mean the kind of bad that’s so bad it’s good.<\/p>\n

Who is this cunt Douglas Buck and why do people give him money to make films? Before we explore this mystery, let me give you a brief rundown on Sisters:<\/p>\n

Lou Doillon<\/strong>, looking more like a horse than ever, is a nutcase who all but emits NUTCASE in neon letters over her head. A doctor played by Stephen Rhea<\/strong> as though striving for a bad acting award, is obsessed with the horse, as is Chloe Sevigny<\/strong>, who plays a reporter but looks like a lesbian college freshman. Weird flashbacks crank up the confusion, and the low budget is like a whole separate character, dominating every scene, Finally, Lou or someone stabs the doctor (or someone) and Chloe puts on Lou’s cheap wig to signify that she is nuts, too.<\/p>\n

Back to Douglas Buck, the director. His IMDB<\/strong> credits are pretty sketchy. A forthcoming movie called “The<\/strong> Theatre Bizarre<\/strong>” features characters called “the Writer, Homeless Woman, Junkie Girl” and “Mere Antoinette.” He is credited as one of 6 directors. \u00a0Even better, a movie he made in 2003 called “Prologue<\/strong>” has this logline:<\/p>\n

A young woman returns home one year after losing her hands in a savage attack. She cannot remember who her assailant was, but a trip to the local post office leads her towards the truth.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Why, Douglas? Why are you so insistent on making awful puerile crap? Is this what you went to film school for? I can’t think of one good excuse for you unless you’re donating your fees to cancer research. \u00a0 I’m not saying you should lose your hands (in a savage attack); I’m just saying you’re a fucking cunt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"