{"id":6663,"date":"2010-12-24T14:02:31","date_gmt":"2010-12-24T22:02:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=6663"},"modified":"2010-12-24T14:02:31","modified_gmt":"2010-12-24T22:02:31","slug":"1956","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/1956\/","title":{"rendered":"1956"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/me-santa.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6662\" title=\"me-&amp;-santa\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/me-santa.jpg?resize=313%2C485\" alt=\"\" width=\"313\" height=\"485\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/me-santa.jpg?w=313&amp;ssl=1 313w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/me-santa.jpg?resize=193%2C300&amp;ssl=1 193w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 313px) 100vw, 313px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Awww, Little Sister Wolf at 3 years old.&nbsp;\u00a0 This picture is up on a bulletin board in the living room, with masses of other family photos.&nbsp;\u00a0 I always thought it was cute until one of my friends deemed it &#8220;Tragic.&#8221; You know who you are, mister.<\/p>\n<p>My alltime favorite response, from quite a few people: &#8220;Why is Max wearing a dress?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Awww, Little Sister Wolf at 3 years old.&nbsp;\u00a0 This picture is up on a bulletin board in the living room, with masses of other family photos.&nbsp;\u00a0 I always thought it was cute until one of my friends deemed it &#8220;Tragic.&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/1956\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,321],"tags":[925],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s7t44M-1956","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6663"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6663"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6663\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}