{"id":6692,"date":"2010-12-29T21:34:44","date_gmt":"2010-12-30T05:34:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=6692"},"modified":"2010-12-30T00:29:43","modified_gmt":"2010-12-30T08:29:43","slug":"yes-a-hideous-shoe-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/yes-a-hideous-shoe-post\/","title":{"rendered":"Yes, a Hideous Shoe Post"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here is another offering from the cynical monster known as Jeffrey Campbell<\/strong>. \u00a0 Each time he comes out with one of these, he is slapping his knee and laughing. He wants to see how far he can push today’s brainwashed consumerettes.<\/p>\n

This “shoe”<\/a> is special “thanks to a super cool removable ankle cuff<\/strong><\/em>.” \u00a0 I can’t imagine fucking around with the ankle cuff and I can’t even think about it. No no no to everything about this contemptible shoe.<\/p>\n

Now. Some of you out there are fed up with my Hideous Shoe posts. You want me to get serious, to write about stuff that’s interesting and thought provoking.<\/p>\n

But others out there are going “Oh god, all she does is whine about her personal misery! Where is the fun stuff?”<\/p>\n

Do I need two blogs, one for trivial mockery of fashion trends and pathetic fame-whore bloggers, and another to air my feelings of despair and hopelessness? Or should I give up blogging altogether, as a waste of time and energy? Or should I just kill myself or pray for brain cancer?<\/p>\n

I don’t know what direction to take. I really truly don’t know if I’m trying to express myself or avoid myself. \u00a0 I’m looking for considered opinions, not some bullshit about some other bullshit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"