{"id":670,"date":"2008-01-06T22:00:23","date_gmt":"2008-01-07T06:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2008\/01\/06\/high-class-shopping\/"},"modified":"2008-01-06T22:00:23","modified_gmt":"2008-01-07T06:00:23","slug":"high-class-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/high-class-shopping\/","title":{"rendered":"High Class Shopping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"goldstretch-electric-ladyland.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/goldstretch-electric-ladyland.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image671\" height=\"96\" alt=\"goldstretch-electric-ladyland.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/goldstretch-electric-ladyland.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Do you want to look like a prostitute? Are you a guy whose style icon is Kid Rock or Vince Neil? Would you like your kids to wear more sequins and skull-themed hoodies? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.electricladyland.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Electric Ladyland<\/a> may be the answer to all your dreams. I know it fills my need to see trampy models in&nbsp;\u00a0leopard-print mini-dresses and other garish&nbsp;\u00a0finery that says &#8220;Rock &#8216;n Roll&#8221; to the discerning internet shopper.<\/p>\n<p>Electric Ladyland is also a real store, owned by Penny Long and her son Ashley. They are pictured on the website, arms wrapped around each other, spookily mirroring each other&#8217;s mop of bleached blond hair and ghetto fabulous aesthetic. Don&#8217;t bother trying to copy their photos; they won&#8217;t allow it!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m tempted to contact Kelly, the website&#8217;s VIP Personal Shopper, for some fashion advice. I could ask her what color rhinestone-encrusted Kippys belt ($445) would work with my Thomas Wilde Tight Ass leggings ($575) or I could just ask where to&nbsp;\u00a0hook up with&nbsp;\u00a0Ashley, if he&#8217;s not already taken, ahem, by his mom.<\/p>\n<p>Please take a moment to visit the astonishing world of Electric Ladyland, where even Lindsay Lohan might be&nbsp;\u00a0stumped.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you want to look like a prostitute? Are you a guy whose style icon is Kid Rock or Vince Neil? Would you like your kids to wear more sequins and skull-themed hoodies? Electric Ladyland may be the answer to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/high-class-shopping\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-aO","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}