{"id":676,"date":"2008-01-10T20:44:12","date_gmt":"2008-01-11T04:44:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2008\/01\/10\/people-want-to-be-jade-jagger\/"},"modified":"2008-01-10T20:44:12","modified_gmt":"2008-01-11T04:44:12","slug":"people-want-to-be-jade-jagger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/people-want-to-be-jade-jagger\/","title":{"rendered":"“People Want to be Jade Jagger”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jade Jagger is up to no good, and I feel it\u2019s my duty to share the bad tidings.<\/p>\n

First, she has launched her new line of jewelry and it\u2019s surprisingly awful. Here is a \u201cgoldtone\u201d skull necklace for $475. Is she nuts? Why would anyone pay that much for something they could get at the mall for ten bucks?<\/p>\n

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More impressive, and by that I mean more egregious, Jade Jagger has embarked on a real estate project in Manhattan, offering ‘luxury’ studio apartments in a building called The Jade<\/a>.<\/p>\n

The studio apartments go for $55,000 and look like futuristic prison facilities. The brains behind this project, developer Michael Shvo, explains the attraction of the venture: “People want to be Jade Jagger.”<\/p>\n

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Do you want to be Jade Jagger? This would involve being a haggard 35 year old mother of two, who is mostly known for her shallow lifestyle in Ibiza and, of course, her famous dad. She attends fashion shows and dates a rap artist. Her next major project will be a facelift.<\/p>\n

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I don’t know why, but I expected more from Jade Jagger. Mick and Bianca should have spawned something better than a faux designer of faux jewelry and faux apartments. Breeding isn’t everything, I guess. Look at Rumer Willis, for godsake.<\/p>\n

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