{"id":6811,"date":"2011-01-11T21:17:30","date_gmt":"2011-01-12T05:17:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=6811"},"modified":"2011-01-11T21:17:30","modified_gmt":"2011-01-12T05:17:30","slug":"penis-pin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/penis-pin\/","title":{"rendered":"Penis Pin!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/penis-pin.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6812\" title=\"penis pin\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/penis-pin.jpg?resize=480%2C454\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"454\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/penis-pin.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/penis-pin.jpg?resize=300%2C283&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t even remember the last time I found a nice piece of Penis Jewelry! (It was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2009\/04\/02\/ride-a-cock-horse\/\" target=\"_blank\">April 2009<\/a>) But look at this wonderful <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lunaparc.com\/anat_and_repro\/penis_pin.htm\" target=\"_blank\">pin<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It can also be ordered as a pair of earrings in sterling silver or bronze. God, do I want them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>&#8220;Each piece is a work of art and no two are exactly alike.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Of course! We would expect nothing more, or less, from a penis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t even remember the last time I found a nice piece of Penis Jewelry! (It was April 2009) But look at this wonderful pin! It can also be ordered as a pair of earrings in sterling silver or bronze. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/penis-pin\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,2],"tags":[37,173],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1LR","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6811"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6811"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6811\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}