{"id":6819,"date":"2011-01-13T01:01:06","date_gmt":"2011-01-13T09:01:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=6819"},"modified":"2011-01-13T01:01:06","modified_gmt":"2011-01-13T09:01:06","slug":"no-more-comments-for-jane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/no-more-comments-for-jane\/","title":{"rendered":"No More Comments for Jane"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve retired that feature, in part because I like Jane’s mother, Mom of Shoes. She’s a divorced mother of two teenagers, and in that I feel a kinship, even though our lives are so different. \u00a0 She’s doing her best, just like I am.<\/p>\n

However, seeing Jane’s new post about these YSL shoes she acquired in Las Vegas, I felt the old call to duty. Sea didn’t purchase or buy the shoes: it was more magical than that. \u00a0 She fell in love with them and “as soon as they were mine, I blah blah blah.” Not only that, she’s waiting for another pair in a different color to be shipped to her home. Again, there was no crass “purchasing” or “buying” involved.<\/p>\n

Coincidentally, today a reader sent me a link to a pair of colorful overpriced shoes at net-a-porter<\/strong><\/a>, and naturally I thought of Sea. I really want her to buy them.<\/p>\n

$\"\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n

So I am launching this new feature, called “Please Jane, Buy These Shoes! <\/strong>”<\/p>\n

Jane, these shoes are only $1,125 and you know you want them. Come on, they’re cute and you like a pop of color, right? Please buy them!<\/p>\n

*Citizens, if you see a pair of shoes that seem worthy of this feature, just me send a link! xo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"