{"id":690,"date":"2008-01-19T03:25:32","date_gmt":"2008-01-19T11:25:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2008\/01\/19\/blue-satin-by-chanel-get-it-or-kill-yourself\/"},"modified":"2008-02-19T18:52:22","modified_gmt":"2008-02-20T02:52:22","slug":"blue-satin-by-chanel-get-it-or-kill-yourself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/blue-satin-by-chanel-get-it-or-kill-yourself\/","title":{"rendered":"Blue Satin by Chanel: Get it or Kill Yourself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/chanel_bluesatin.jpg\" title=\"chanel_bluesatin.jpg\" class=\"imagelink\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/chanel_bluesatin.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" alt=\"chanel_bluesatin.jpg\" height=\"96\" id=\"image689\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d been reading how this new spring nail color by Chanel was an absolute Must, destined to sell out before you could say &#8220;Fashion Victim.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So when I came upon a display case of it at a trendy Neiman Marcus spin-off called Cusp, I grabbed a bottle and felt the rush of triumph of a hopelessly brainwashed competitive shopper. I&#8217;ve got my Blue Satin, ha ha, the rest of you can wander around in the desert, looking for your bottle.<\/p>\n<p>If only the formula wasn&#8217;t so goopy, but that&#8217;s Chanel for you: Crap. It&#8217;s 19 bucks but some of the nice people at ebay are already selling it for $45.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d been reading how this new spring nail color by Chanel was an absolute Must, destined to sell out before you could say &#8220;Fashion Victim.&#8221; So when I came upon a display case of it at a trendy Neiman Marcus &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/blue-satin-by-chanel-get-it-or-kill-yourself\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[39,1100,38],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-b8","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=690"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}