{"id":697,"date":"2008-01-23T22:26:08","date_gmt":"2008-01-24T06:26:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2008\/01\/23\/alexander-wang-for-spring\/"},"modified":"2008-01-23T22:26:08","modified_gmt":"2008-01-24T06:26:08","slug":"alexander-wang-for-spring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/alexander-wang-for-spring\/","title":{"rendered":"Alexander Wang For Spring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"stupid-torn-shorts.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/stupid-torn-shorts.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image695\" height=\"96\" alt=\"stupid-torn-shorts.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/stupid-torn-shorts.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"stupid-torn-shorts2.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/stupid-torn-shorts2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image696\" height=\"96\" alt=\"stupid-torn-shorts2.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/stupid-torn-shorts2.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh no, not again. Some of us will be spending $290 for torn denim shorts this spring. You can pre-order them at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.satineboutique.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Satine<\/a>, in Los Angeles. Or I can buy you a pair from a thrift shop and tear them up for you, let&#8217;s say ten or fifteen bucks?<\/p>\n<p>Acid wash jeans are next, and I wish I were kidding.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh no, not again. Some of us will be spending $290 for torn denim shorts this spring. You can pre-order them at Satine, in Los Angeles. Or I can buy you a pair from a thrift shop and tear them &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/alexander-wang-for-spring\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-bf","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}