{"id":7020,"date":"2011-02-02T23:02:37","date_gmt":"2011-02-03T07:02:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=7020"},"modified":"2011-02-02T23:03:31","modified_gmt":"2011-02-03T07:03:31","slug":"godawful-writing-award","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/godawful-writing-award\/","title":{"rendered":"Godawful Writing Award!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/awful-writing-refinery-29border.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7024\" title=\"awful writing refinery 29border\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/awful-writing-refinery-29border.jpg?resize=304%2C395\" alt=\"\" width=\"304\" height=\"395\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/awful-writing-refinery-29border.jpg?w=304&amp;ssl=1 304w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/awful-writing-refinery-29border.jpg?resize=230%2C300&amp;ssl=1 230w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 304px) 100vw, 304px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It is my privilege to bestow the first Sister Wolf Godawful Writing Award upon <strong>Refinery 29<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Please enjoy the prize-winning masterpiece below:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/refinery-vag-writing-atrocity.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7026\" title=\"refinery vag writing atrocity\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/refinery-vag-writing-atrocity.jpg?resize=529%2C207\" alt=\"\" width=\"529\" height=\"207\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/refinery-vag-writing-atrocity.jpg?w=529&amp;ssl=1 529w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/refinery-vag-writing-atrocity.jpg?resize=300%2C117&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 529px) 100vw, 529px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>~<\/p>\n<p>For the true connoisseur, it is the writing equivalent of a box of delicious chocolates. I LOVE the last few words, &#8220;<strong>they so dearly deserves<\/strong>&#8221; but for some reason my favorite linguistic fumble is the use of &#8220;<strong>smattering<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Congratulations, Refinery 29!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is my privilege to bestow the first Sister Wolf Godawful Writing Award upon Refinery 29. Please enjoy the prize-winning masterpiece below: ~ For the true connoisseur, it is the writing equivalent of a box of delicious chocolates. I LOVE &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/godawful-writing-award\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,6],"tags":[873,847],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1Pe","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7020"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7020"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7020\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}